kelseabitxh: “ MACBOOK GIVEAWAY! Okay so i just bought a new macbook pro and I no longer need this one so i’m giving it away! its in good condition except for a few scratches here and there. Theres a flash drive and a charger that are included but...
100 Give Away!!! fricklemydickle: I’ve always wanted to do one of these but never had a chance to, so here we go!!! I’m nearly at 100 followers, so I want to do something special. So every time you Reblog this, I’ll write your URL down and put it in a hat. I’ll draw three winners on the 17th of September (my birthday) and announce the winners then!!! But you must be following!!! The prizes are: 1) TRXYE jumper 2) TRXYE tee shirt 3) TRXYE phone case Thank you and good luck!!!

100 Give Away!!!

fricklemydickle:

I’ve always wanted to do one of these but never had a chance to, so here we go!!!

I’m nearly at 100 followers, so I want to do something special. So every time you Reblog this, I’ll write your URL down and put it in a hat. I’ll draw three winners on the 17th of September (my birthday) and announce the winners then!!! But you must be following!!!

The prizes are:
1) TRXYE jumper
2) TRXYE tee shirt
3) TRXYE phone case

Thank you and good luck!!!

“Girls are not machines that you put kindness into until sex falls out.”
WE'RE ALL SECRETLY FIVE-YEAR-OLDS AVENGERS GIVEAWAY →
airyairyquitecontrary: “ unhand me lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me ”
stunningpicture: “ Milk in cookie cup. ”
stunningpicture: “ Cookie in a milk cup. ”
“Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon. Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market. You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards. If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad. It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions. Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters. Changing your car’s oil is not optional. Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move. You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback. It’s always worth reading the instruction manual. Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy. Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way. Good doctors listen more than they talk. You can’t fix a burned roux. Floss. Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right. Measure twice, cut once. Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional. If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good. You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar. There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic. Kindness is not weakness. Baking soda is not baking powder. Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable. Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair. Appropriate footwear is always key. You can absolutely be too forgiving. Real humor punches up, not down. Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material. There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are. Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art. You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction. You can always come home again. But it won’t be the same. Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine. Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.”
anunexpectedhotdwarf: smaugking: friendly reminder that Dean O’Gorman and Aidan Turner needed 47 takes for that scene: because they didn’t manage to bow at the same time (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ And because Martin Freeman was behind the camera making faces like this: (via violette-pleasures)

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

smaugking:

friendly reminder that Dean O’Gorman and Aidan Turner needed 47 takes for that scene:

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because they didn’t manage to bow at the same time (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

And because Martin Freeman was behind the camera making faces like this:

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(via violette-pleasures)

megachikorita: “ there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club ”
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